Terms

Petting is permitted between 08:00 and 16:00, subject to prior authorization, limited to approved durations, and subject to cancellation at any time.

Physical engagement must remain within acceptable “not too rough” thresholds, as determined exclusively by The Cat.

Tail pulling is strictly prohibited.

The Cat is not liable for injuries resulting from overstimulation, misinterpretation of signals, or the all-too-common inadequate human judgment.

Violators will be ignored until the universe resets. Or maybe tuna is served.